Dark Chocolate Guinness Rice Krispie Treats

Christiana George

Funny thing…I actually didn’t acquire a taste for beer till the last two months of pregnancy with my son.  Now don’t get any silly ideas in your head that I was pounding back beers while carrying precious cargo.  It was summer time, my husband had just brewed a nice light cerveza and I took a few sips and enjoyed the taste for a change.  So after I gave birth and was done breast-feeding, my husband, the beer connoisseur, started bringing home different beers every week for me to try.  He was all excited to have a new beer partner and eager student. 

When he brought home some Guinness one night for me to try, he didn’t have any high hopes that I would like it.  But surprisingly, that was one of my favorites.  I liked the smooth dark, slightly bitter taste.  Well, that just started the ball rolling. Next thing I knew, he and I were boarding a plane headed to the lush emerald green island of Ireland.  It was an incredible trip of pub-hopping in downtown Dublin, touring the Guinness factory, taking a train ride out into the country passing by beautiful farms, cozy little towns, and seeing lots of ruins of ancient castles.  And of course, eating some spectacular food.  If you ever get a chance to go to Ireland, do it.  All the locals were extremely friendly and there is so much to see and do.

Anyways, I digress.  Back to the recipe.  I have used Guinness in baking before in cupcakes and brownies.  But I was looking for something different.  How about a crunchy Guinness treat?  Yeah, that’s the ticket.  Guinness goes great with chocolate, so I paired it up with dark chocolate.  I boiled down a cup of Guinness to less than 1/4 cup, then mixed it with Ghirardelli bittersweet baking chips before adding it to the marshmallows and Rice Krispies.  And on top of that , mixed in some Hershey’s Dark Chocolate Chips.

As if that wasn’t enough dark chocolate for you, I topped it off with some Guinness dark chocolate frosting that is to die for.  I boiled down another cup of beer and again mixed it with some bittersweet chocolate before adding it to a dark chocolate frosting.  Oh. Em. Gee.  I was eating the frosting by the spoonful.  You really don’t taste any beer in either the treats or the frosting, but the boiled down syrup does bring out all the goodness of the dark chocolate.

The frosting is light, fluffy and not overly sweet.  It is a perfect pairing for the treats, but I think it would be great for cakes and cupcakes as well.  If you don’t want to make the Rice Krispie squares with frosting, you can cut them out into shamrock shapes and cover them with some almond bark or candy melt and decorate.  I even got a little silly and traced out a pint glass shape and decorated it with white almond bark and chocolate candy melts.

You can have as much fun as you like, but for the love of Guinness, don’t waste any beer while making these. You will need to open two cans of beer, just make sure there is someone there to drink the rest.  And in case you didn’t figure it out already, these are NOT for children.  Although I did burn off most of the alcohol, I still made sure to keep these far away from my children.  They can wait till they are 21 years old to eat them.

Dark Chocolate Guinness Rice Krispie Treats

by The Sweet Chick

Prep Time: 15-20 minutes

Cook Time: 20 minutes

Keywords: stove top dessert snack rice krispies dark chocolate dark chocolate chips marshmallows St. Patrick’s Day bars rice krispie treats American

Ingredients (24 bars)

For the bars

  • 1 cup Guinness beer
  • 1/3 cup Ghirardelli 60% Cocoa baking chips
  • 3 tablespoons butter
  • 4 cups mini marshmallows
  • 6 cups Cocoa Krispies
  • 1 cup Hershey’s Dark chocolate chips

For the frosting

  • 1 cup Guinness beer
  • 1/3 cup Ghirardelli 60% Cocoa baking chips
  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • 1/4 cup Hershey’s Dark cocoa
  • 1/2 cup vegetable shortening
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla
  • 3-4 tablespoons milk

Optional toppings

  • sprinkles

Instructions

For the bars

Place beer in a small saucepan and bring to a boil over medium heat. Boil for 15 minutes, until beer is reduced to a little less than a 1/4 cup of liquid.

Remove from heat and add the Ghirardelli baking chips. Stir until all the chocolate is melted. Then put it aside to cool off a little and thicken.

In a large sauce pan, melt butter and marshmallows over low heat. Stir until completely melted.

Remove from heat and add the beer/chocolate mix. Stir until completely mixed.

Then add the Rice Krispie cereal and the Hershey’s chocolate chips. Mix until all is well incorporated.

Then pour the mixture into a greased 9 x 13 pan or a cookie sheet and spread it evenly with a piece of waxed paper.

Place in fridge to cool and set.

For the frosting

Place beer in a small saucepan and bring to a boil over medium heat. Boil for 15 minutes, until beer is reduced to a little less than a 1/4 cup of liquid.

Remove from heat and add the Ghirardelli baking chips. Stir until all the chocolate is melted. Then put it aside to cool off a little and thicken.

In a stand mixer, place the powdered sugar and cocoa. Mix on low until well blended.

Then add the shortening, vanilla, and beer/chocolate mixture. Mix on medium speed until frosting starts to come together.

Add milk 1 tablespoon at a time until frosting becomes light and fluffy.

Spread the frosting evenly over the chilled Rice Krispie Treats with a spatula and add sprinkles if desired.

You can keep the treats refrigerated if you are not eating them right away. However, they can be left out at room temperature.

Tomato Soup

Christiana George

Yesterday, I was working at Starbucks (Freelancers Central) when a lady standing by the doors tipped over into a drug-induced trance.

The baristas immediately called 9-1-1, but the woman sitting next to me, the one who’d seen the whole incident go down because she’d been standing outside making a phone call when it happened, just shook her head and informed me that the lady was ‘as high as a kite.’

Now that’s a feeling I can relate to. That world-weariness. After all, I had gone to school in the most psychedelic college town in the country (Berkeley), and lived in what is probably the most homeless-friendly big city in the WORLD (San Francisco). I’ve seen it all—so what if I’m only 26?—all the different variations of drug-induced catatonia and rants and everything in between.

This old man with white hair, he’s a regular who just hangs out in the cafe all day chatting with other regulars (except me, because I avoid eye contact with strangers, much in the style of Amelie Poulain), leapt up from his seat and raced outside, wanting to take charge of the situation. He reminded me of one of those alert guard dogs, the kind that’s been bred to inspect signs of disorder, and cleared aside the small crowd that had gathered around the woman to get a closer look.

He re-entered the cafe a few minutes later. “She’s on drugs,” he said disgustedly.

A few minutes later, the lady dizzily pushed herself up and teetered away. “She’s only on drugs,” Mr. Regular repeated, shaking his head.

This was when the firemen rushed onto the scene. They pulled up in their shiny truck with their sirens blaring, and parked gracefully into the empty space in front of the building that just happened to be big enough for one regular-sized fire truck.

“Did they need to bring so many men?” the woman beside me asked. Sure enough, five firemen stepped out, clad in their heavy protective gear. Men who meant business. Men who looked like they were ready to put out a fire.

“She doesn’t need firemen,” said Regular Man. “She needs to be slapped in the face and drenched with tomato soup!”

Tomato soup, now that’s an idea.

Did he mean what he said sadistically? Was he implying that the lady should be burned with a hot, acidic liquid as a sort of punishment? Or maybe he thought it would revivify her, the equivalent of pushing her into a molten pool. Or maybe he just wanted tomato soup for dinner and had made a Freudian slip.

Whatever the case, guessing does not change the fact: these are the kinds of moments that can inspire meals. I’m very easily persuaded, and I happen to really like tomato soup.

This recipe is one I’ve been making since my student days, so you can be sure that it’s low-maintenance. And it came in handy during my time in San Francisco, a city whose 365-days-per-year fog and gloom is enough to drive a person mad. You see, you need a soup as heartening as this to keep your spirits up, lest you succumb to drastic measures. Like quitting your job and chasing summer in the Southern Hemisphere. Well, that latter part was unintentional.

I don’t remember how I came upon this recipe anymore. I copied it long ago into a little pocket notebook that I have on me at all times—we all have one of these, I suspect—and have been faithfully following the same set of directions for a long time. I’m sure its source is not as obscure as I make it seem, but I prefer to keep it a mystery, for the sake of having a “family recipe” that I can pass down for generations. Or not. I don’t think that far ahead. (But it would be cool nonetheless.)

TOMATO SOUP

Serves 4

Ingredients:

  • 1 28-ounce can of chopped tomatoes
  • 1/4 cup olive oil
  • salt & ground pepper to taste
  • 2 stalks celery, diced
  • 2 small carrots, diced
  • 1 large yellow onion, diced
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 cups chicken broth
  • 2 bay leaves
  • 1/2 cup chopped basil
  • 1/4 cup cream or milk, optional

Directions:

Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Strain tomatoes, reserving the juices, and spread onto baking sheet. Season with salt and pepper, and drizzle with about 1 Tbsp olive oil. Roast until caramelized, about 15 minutes.

In a saucepan, heat the rest of the oil on medium-low heat. Add celery, carrots, onion, and garlic. Cook until softened, about 10 minutes. Add the roasted tomatoes, reserved juices, chicken broth, and bay leaves. Simmer until vegetables are tender, 15 to 20 minutes. Add basil and cream if using. Puree with an immersion blender.